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Hey all - look for a Horny Bitch Party in your Neighborhood SOON!!!

The Reverend and I and our normal group of followers went to our local PUB Friday for a night of Karaoke - Well we offered as a first prize an Original Horny Bitch Beer Tee to the DJ for the winner. Did the contest heat up then - the competition was on. After a few hours we had the whole bar chanting " Horny Bitch! - Horny Bitch! " all on there own.  It was GREAT!!! Too much fun!
The first prize winner - was really excited with her prize - but the second place gal was not to be out done. On came the stripper song - we saw some skin - we saw some Thong and she too won a tee - we had to . She was cute - willing and deserving of it!

Thank you to the Prairie Street Pub for putting up with our rowdy bunch!

A little History on the Horny Bitch -

My good buddy " The Reverend Jim " ( is he a real reverend - who knows ) - was having a Home Brewing Party. He is or at least considers himself a connoisseur of great brews. I personally like beer that's COLD - my big criteria. Back to the Party - again a Brewing party to come up with the next great brew. Basically just another excuse to get a bunch of guys around - drink beer and surf porn. Did I say that???? There's Porn on the Web?????? Really?????

Well after a few dozen beers - and carefully concentrating on the perfect mix - we figured that we needed a label. Can't have a beer without a label now can you. So names started flying around. Scanky Bitch, Old Bitch, Stinky Bitch and more. Well all of a sudden I said - you know  " Everybody Loves a Horny Bitch "  - and Walla - the name stuck - a concept born and a label made. Too bad the beer sucked  not worthy of much more than watering the plants- ( Don't Tell Roseann that's why her orchids have drooped! ) but at least we had the name  - just giving us more excuses to get together - drink more beer - surf more porn and try and brew the best beer ever made! Look for a home brewing party in your neighborhood to help us come up with a formula.

We actually have tried many different Brews / Blends. And just can't seem to nail one yet. We hope to actually have a beer soon. We figure with enough Brew Parties, and enough excuses to try and come up with a mix - we will have to find a good tasting beer.

Horny Bitch Beer is not to be taken offensively in any way may I add. Its all in good fun - all in good humor. It's not derogatory - not a bad thing - it's actually a compliment. I Love a Horny Bitch. I actually wish there were more Horny Bitches in this world. No disrespect........................but-

.......Everybody Loves a Horny Bitch!