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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales
and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the
cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary , thus saving even more
money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane
and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Bill Clinton
WHY THEY CHOSE RIO OVER CHICAGO for the Olympics
RIO CHICAGO
I got seriously duped by a guy on the way home last night, spent
$25 on a DVD; "Tiger, my 18 favorite holes"
- turns out it was about golf !!!
Don't make the same mistake!
Tiger and his wife attempt to reconciliation here is their first "family picture"
Did you hear that Tiger is now blaming his Cadillac Escalade for his recent mishap?
Typical golfer. Hit a tree and blame the caddy
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A Man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in!
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was always
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called a wedding cake!
Why do men Dies before their wives?
Because they want to.
In the beginning , God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then neither God nor Man has rested.
Red Neck Fire Alarm
